Blue
[RAM]
Heyyyyy, 'Ronica
[VERONICA]
Eww. You got a left hand: Use it
[KURT]
Don't talk mean like that
[RAM]
You'll hurt their feelings
You make my balls so blue
[KURT]
You hurt them badly
[RAM]
You make my balls so blue
[KURT]
They're hangin' sadly
[RAM]
What did they do to you
That you hate them so?
[KURT]
Don't run from me
They're all beat up
[KURT & RAM]
Like a tackling dummy!
[KURT]
They long for your embrace!
[RAM]
They're warm like mittens!
[KURT]
They'll curl up on your face
[RAM]
And purr like kittens!
[KURT]
You make my balls so blue!
[KURT & RAM]
Just look at them glow...
[RAM]
They’re beggin' you!
[KURT & RAM]
Don't make my balls so blue
[VERONICA]
Heather...? Heather...? Open the door
[HEATHERS DUKE & MCNAMARA]
Oh no, oh no no no!
[VERONICA]
Open the door!
[HEATHERS DUKE & MCNAMARA]
Oh no, oh no no no!
[KURT]
You make my balls so blue
So please say hello!
[RAM]
Hold 'em!
[KURT]
Enfold 'em
[KURT & RAM]
And never let go!
[KURT]
Once you were geeky and nerdy
[RAM]
But they knew you're dirty
[KURT]
You've set them on fire
[KURT & RAM]
Whatever you require they'll do!
So take 'em home to meet your parents!
[RAM]
They'll wear a suit and tie
[KURT, HEATHER DUKE & MCNAMARA]
And a fancy collar!
[RAM]
They'll sing a lullaby:
[KURT & RAM]
La la la la la!
[KURT, RAM, HEATHER DUKE & MCNAMARA]
Please make these balls not blue
[RAM]
Just for a while!
[KURT]
Can't wait till later
[KURT & RAM]
My pants are rubbin'
[KURT, RAM, HEATHER DUKE & MCNAMARA]
Like a hot cheese grater!
[VERONICA]
Look! Booze. Drink!
[KURT]
Thank you so much!
[RAM]
They will protect you
[KURT]
Defend you
[RAM]
Respect you
[KURT]
Befriend you
[RAM]
Like Winnie-the-Pooh!
[HEATHER DUKE & MCNAMARA]
Winnie-the-Pooh!
[KURT]
Baby, baby, baby, they're so blue!
[RAM]
My balls will work for you
[KURT, HEATHER DUKE & MCNAMARA]
They will obey ya!
[RAM]
They really need rescue!
[KURT, HEATHER DUKE & MCNAMARA]
Like Princess Leia!
[KURT & RAM]
Baby, you've gots to come through
[KURT]
Teach them to smile!
[RAM, HEATHER DUKE & MCNAMARA]
You got no clue how much
These two
[RAM, KURT, HEATHER DUKE & MCNAMARA]
Depend on you
Please help them through!
My balls are in your court!
[KURT & RAM]
Yeah!
[HEATHER DUKE & MCNAMARA]
You make them balls so blue!
[KURT & RAM]
You make my balls so blue!
[HEATHER DUKE & MCNAMARA]
You make them balls so blue!
[KURT & RAM]
Ow! Ow!
[HEATHER DUKE & MCNAMARA]
You make them balls so blue!
[KURT & RAM]
You make my balls so blue!
[HEATHER DUKE & MCNAMARA]
You make my balls so blue!
You shake them
You quake them
[KURT & RAM]
Good God!
[HEATHER DUKE & MCNAMARA]
You break-
[KURT & RAM]
My balls!
You make my balls so blue!
[HEATHER DUKE & MCNAMARA]
You make my balls so blue!
You take them
[KURT & RAM]
Lookit! Lookit!
Lookit! Lookit!
[HEATHER DUKE & MCNAMARA]
You bake them
Chrissake-
[KURT, RAM, HEATHER DUKE & MCNAMARA]
You make my balls so blue!
Please make their dreams come true
And make these balls not blue!
Azul
[CARNERO]
Oye, Ronica
[VERÓNICA]
Eww. Tienes una mano izquierda: Úsalo
[KURT]
No hables así
[CARNERO]
Vas a herir sus sentimientos
Me haces azules las bolas
[KURT]
Los lastimaste mucho
[CARNERO]
Me haces azules las bolas
[KURT]
Están colgando tristemente
[CARNERO]
¿Qué te hicieron?
¿Que los odias tanto?
[KURT]
No huyas de mí
Están todos golpeados
[KURT & RAM]
¡Como un maniquí de abordaje!
[KURT]
¡Ellos anhelan tu abrazo!
[CARNERO]
¡Están calientes como manoplas!
[KURT]
Te acurrucarán en la cara
[CARNERO]
¡Y ronronear como gatitos!
[KURT]
¡Me haces azules las bolas!
[KURT & RAM]
Sólo míralos brillar
[CARNERO]
¡Te están rogando!
[KURT & RAM]
No hagas que mis bolas sean tan azules
[VERÓNICA]
¿Heather...? ¿Heather...? Abre la puerta
[HEATHERS DUKE & MCNAMARA]
¡No, no, no, no!
[VERÓNICA]
¡Abre la puerta!
[HEATHERS DUKE & MCNAMARA]
¡No, no, no, no!
[KURT]
Me haces azules las bolas
Así que, por favor, di hola!
[CARNERO]
¡Sujétenlos!
[KURT]
Encuadrelos
[KURT & RAM]
¡Y nunca lo suelten!
[KURT]
Una vez fuiste friki y nerd
[CARNERO]
Pero sabían que estabas sucio
[KURT]
Los has prendido fuego
[KURT & RAM]
¡Lo que necesites lo harán!
¡Así que llévalos a casa para conocer a tus padres!
[CARNERO]
Llevarán traje y corbata
[KURT, HEATHER DUKE & MCNAMARA]
¡Y un collar elegante!
[CARNERO]
Cantarán una canción de cuna
[KURT & RAM]
¡La, la, la, la!
[KURT, RAM, HEATHER DUKE & MCNAMARA]
Por favor, haz que estas bolas no sean azules
[CARNERO]
¡Sólo por un tiempo!
[KURT]
No puedo esperar hasta más tarde
[KURT & RAM]
Mis pantalones están frotándome
[KURT, RAM, HEATHER DUKE & MCNAMARA]
¡Como un rallador de quesos!
[VERÓNICA]
¡Mira! Alcohol. ¡Bebe!
[KURT]
¡Muchas gracias!
[CARNERO]
Te protegerán
[KURT]
Defiéndete
[CARNERO]
Respetarte
[KURT]
Te haces amigo
[CARNERO]
¡Como Winnie the Pooh!
[HEATHER DUKE & MCNAMARA]
¡Winnie-the-Pooh!
[KURT]
Nena, nene, nene, ¡son tan azules!
[CARNERO]
Mis bolas funcionarán para ti
[KURT, HEATHER DUKE & MCNAMARA]
¡Te obedecerán!
[CARNERO]
¡Realmente necesitan rescate!
[KURT, HEATHER DUKE & MCNAMARA]
¡Como la princesa Leia!
[KURT & RAM]
Nena, tienes que pasar
[KURT]
¡Enséñales a sonreír!
[RAM, HEATHER DUKE & MCNAMARA]
No tienes ni idea de cuánto
Estos dos
[RAM, KURT, HEATHER DUKE & MCNAMARA]
Depende de ti
¡Por favor ayúdenlos a pasar!
¡Mis bolas están en tu corte!
[KURT & RAM]
¡Sí! ¡Sí!
[HEATHER DUKE & MCNAMARA]
¡Las haces tan azules!
[KURT & RAM]
¡Me haces azules las bolas!
[HEATHER DUKE & MCNAMARA]
¡Las haces tan azules!
[KURT & RAM]
¡Ay! ¡Ay!
[HEATHER DUKE & MCNAMARA]
¡Las haces tan azules!
[KURT & RAM]
¡Me haces azules las bolas!
[HEATHER DUKE & MCNAMARA]
¡Me haces azules las bolas!
Tú los sacudes
Los siemblas
[KURT & RAM]
¡Dios mío!
[HEATHER DUKE & MCNAMARA]
Rompéis
[KURT & RAM]
¡Mis bolas!
¡Me haces azules las bolas!
[HEATHER DUKE & MCNAMARA]
¡Me haces azules las bolas!
Tómelos tú
[KURT & RAM]
¡Mira! ¡Mira!
¡Mira! ¡Mira!
[HEATHER DUKE & MCNAMARA]
Los horneas
¡Chrissake!
[KURT, RAM, HEATHER DUKE & MCNAMARA]
¡Me haces azules las bolas!
Por favor, haz que sus sueños se hagan realidad
¡Y que estas bolas no sean azules!