Dirty Laundry

I make my living off the evening news
Just give me something
Something I can use
People love it when you lose
They love dirty laundry

Well, I could've been an actor
Buti wound up here
I just have to look good
I don't have to be clear
Come and whisper in my ear
Give us dirty laundry

Kick 'em when they're up
Kick 'em when they're down
Kick 'em when they're up
Kick 'em when they're down

Kick 'em when they're up
Kick 'em when they're down
Kick 'em when they're up
Kick 'em all around

We got the bubbleheaded bleach-blonde
Comes on at 5
She can tell you about the plane crash
With a gleam in her eye
It's interesting when people die
Give us dirty laundry

Can we film the operation?
Is the head dead yet?
You know the boys in the newsroom
Got a running bet
Get the widow on the set
We need dirty laundry

You don't really need to find out
What's going on
You don't really want to know just
How far it's gone
Just leave well enough alone
Keep your dirty laundry

Kick 'em when they're up
Kick 'em when they're down
Kick 'em when they're up
Kick 'em when they're down

Kick 'em when they're up
Kick 'em when they're down
Kick 'em when they're stiff
Kick 'em all around

Kick 'em when they're up
Kick 'em when they're down
Kick 'em when they're up
Kick 'em when they're down

Kick 'em when they're up
Kick 'em when they're down
Kick 'em when they're stiff
Kick 'em all around

Dirty little secrets
Dirty little lies
We got our dirty little fingers
In everybody's pie
Love to cut you down to size
We love dirty laundry

We can do the innuendo
We can dance and sing
When it's said and done
We haven't told you a thing
We all know that crap is king
Give us dirty laundry

Kick 'em when they're up
Kick 'em when they're down
Kick 'em when they're up
Kick 'em when they're down
Kick 'em when they're up
Kick 'em when they're down
Kick 'em when they're up
Kick 'em when they're down
Kick 'em when they're up
Kick 'em when they're down
Kick 'em when they're up
Kick 'em when they're down
Kick 'em when they're up
Kick 'em when they're down
Kick 'em when they're up
Kick 'em when they're down
Kick 'em when they're up
Kick 'em when they're down
Kick 'em when they're up
Kick 'em when they're down
Kick 'em when they're up
Kick 'em when they're down
Kick 'em when they're up
Kick 'em when they're down
Kick 'em when they're up
Kick 'em when they're down
Kick 'em when they're up
Kick 'em when they're down

Lavandería sucia

Me gano la vida de las noticias de la noche sólo dame algo, algo que pueda usar a la gente le encanta cuando pierdes, les encanta la ropa sucia Bueno, podría haber sido actor, pero terminé aquí sólo tengo que quedar bien, no tengo que ser claro Ven y susurra al oído, danos ropa sucia Patéalos cuando estén arriba. Patéalos cuando están abajo Patéalos cuando están arriba, patéalos cuando están abajo Patéalos cuando están arriba, patéalos cuando están abajo Patéalos cuando están arriba, patéalos por todos lados Tenemos a la rubia blanqueada de cabeza burbujeante, viene a las 5 Ella puede contarte sobre el accidente de avión con un brillo en su ojo Es interesante Cuando la gente muera, danos ropa sucia ¿Podemos filmar la operación? ¿Ya está la cabeza muerta? Sabes que los chicos de la sala de redacción tienen una apuesta a la viuda en el plató, necesitamos ropa sucia. Realmente no necesitas saber qué está pasando. No quieres saber hasta dónde ha ido. Deja lo suficiente en paz, mantén tu ropa sucia. Patéalos cuando estén arriba, patéalos cuando estén abajo. Cuando están arriba, patéalos cuando están abajo Patéalos cuando están arriba, patéalos cuando están abajo Patéalos cuando están rígidos, patéalos por todos lados Pequeños secretos sucios, mientitas sucias Tenemos nuestros dedos sucios en el pastel de todo el mundo Amor para cortarte a tu tamaño, nos encanta la ropa sucia Podemos hacer el insinuación, podemos bailar y cantar cuando está dicho y hecho, no te hemos dicho nada Todos sabemos que esa basura es el rey, danos ropa sucia

Composição: Danny Kortchmar / Don Henley