You Can Have Him
I don't want him you can have him
He's not worth fighting for
Besides there's plenty more where he came from
I don't want him you can have him
I'm giving him the sack
And he can go right back where he came from
I'm afraid I never loved him
Sweetie he'd be better off with you
I could never make him happy
All I ever wanted to do was
Run my fingers through his curly locks
Mend his underwear and darn his socks
Fetch his slippers and remove his shoes
Wipe his glasses when he's read the news
Rub his forehead with a gentle touch
Mornings after when he's had a little too much
Kiss him gently when he cuddles near
And give him babies one for every year
So you see that I don't want him you can have him
You can have him cos I don't want him
Because he's not the man for me
Then I'd close the window while he soundly slept
Then I'd raid the icebox where the food is kept
I'd fix the breakfast that would please him most
Eggs and coffee some apricot juice and some buttered toast
Oh oh then I'd go out and buy the papers
And when they've been read spend the balance of the day in bed
So you see that I don't want him you can have him
You can have him cos I don't want him because he's not my man
I don't want him you can have him
You can have him I don't want him
You can have him I don't want him
Cos he's not the man for me
Puedes tenerlo
No lo quiero. Puedes tenerlo
No vale la pena luchar por él
Además, hay mucho más de donde vino
No lo quiero. Puedes tenerlo
Le voy a echar el saco
Y puede volver a donde vino
Me temo que nunca lo amé
Cariño, estaría mejor contigo
Nunca podría hacerle feliz
Todo lo que siempre quise hacer era
Corre mis dedos a través de sus rizos rizados
Arregle su ropa interior y malditos sus calcetines
Trae sus zapatillas y quítale los zapatos
Límpiate las gafas cuando lea las noticias
Frote su frente con un toque suave
Mañana después, cuando ha tenido un poco demasiado
Bésalo suavemente cuando se acurruca cerca
Y dale a los bebés uno por cada año
Así que ves que no lo quiero, puedes tenerlo
Puedes tenerlo porque no lo quiero
Porque él no es el hombre para mí
Luego cerraba la ventana mientras dormía profundamente
Entonces irrumpir en la nevera donde se guarda la comida
Arreglaría el desayuno que más le complacería
Huevos y café jugo de albaricoque y tostadas con mantequilla
Oh, entonces saldría y compraría los papeles
Y cuando han sido leídos pasar el resto del día en la cama
Así que ves que no lo quiero, puedes tenerlo
Puedes tenerlo porque no lo quiero porque no es mi hombre
No lo quiero. Puedes tenerlo
Puedes tenerlo. No lo quiero
Puedes tenerlo. No lo quiero
Porque él no es el hombre para mí