The World According To Chris

Guess what, ever since the world began
Same plot, everyone's been dumping on their fellow men
Pounding people they feel better than
I hope you're taking notes cause

You feel everyone deserves a shot
Get real, some of us have got it, girl
And some got squat
That's the truth, oh honey, like it or not
I hate to break it to you

My daddy taught me
You get nowhere being nice
So now I'm sharing his advice

The world according to chris is
Better to strike than get struck
Better to screw than get screwed
You'd probably think it's bizarre
But that's the way things are

But that doesn't mean it has to be that way!
What does it cost to be kind?
Ew, what have you done with my best friend?
My daddy taught me who's on top and who's below
And now its time I let you know

The world according to chris is
Better to punch than get punched
Better to burn than get burned
Learn that and you're gonna go far
Cause that's the way things are

Ha-na na na na na na na na
Ha-na na na na na na na
Ha-na na na na na na na na (let’s party people)
Ha-na na na na na na na (according to chris)

The world according to chris (her world)
The world according to chris (according to chris)
The world according to chris (her world)
Her world according to chris (her world)