iProblem

Hello?
Yes, I've already told your colleague, but it's my iPod; the battery only lasts for half the time it's supposed to, and I, yes, I've tried turning it on and off. Okay, well, tell me what to do, yeah, go to artists, B, Babyshambles.
No, that still doesn't work, I'll try Bloc Party.

I've been on the phone for five minutes now, I need to sort it out; I'm not asking for a miracle.

Oi, yes, haven't I already told you, I've been on this phone for five minutes now repeating this, but it's the battery. Yes, the battery. What? I've reached the wrong person? Ah, okay. Can you put me through to...yeah, hello. Okay. Right, so, go to music, artists, scroll down, Futureheads. No, still nothing. Still not working. Scroll to G, okay, The Go! Team.

I've been on this phone for ten minutes now, I need to sort it out.
We're here to rock(?) the telephone.

Yes, yes, hello, I've been on hold now for about, I don't know, fifteen minutes, okay, and I'm starting to get a little bit annoyed. Ok, I know, I know it's not your fault. Um, yeah, that's fine. Are you really in India? Really? Okay. So I'll try settings, turn off the backlight off, I've tried that, artists, Kasabian.

I've been on the phone for ages now, I need to sort this out.