Pizza Tower (feat. MaimyMayo)

Ahahahahahahaha

Everybody knows I'm what the customers desire
Your puny little establishment was never quite required
Pat yourself on the back, paisano
You made it through each floor
But now your fate is sealed, for I know
Your efforts go ignored

Shut up
I will watch this tower fall
I will stand above it all
Been through hell & back for this brawl
Pizzaface, you won't make the calls

In this final battle, no mercy shall be shown
In this pizza empire of mine I'll never be dethroned
Business is a war
And it's one I choose to fight
And in this war, your restaurant
Won't last another night

You got this, peppino
Take him on, peppino
He won't stop peppino
Make him drop, peppino

Fight until the deed is done
(You're backed into a corner)
Be a man and never run
(So don't you even try)
My restaurant is like a son
(Your fancy tricks won't stop me from)
To me, gustavo, and everyone
(Swatting you like a fly)

Oh, cast aside your corny sentiments
I mean, I'm sure this land's very few residents
Wouldn't even notice that your place had disappeared
Your sales have gone down the drain, I do fear
The sight of other businesses, they make me sick
So I thought a little lazer beam would do the trick
Is nuclear warfare that much of a crime?

Yes
Oh, Too bad, pizza time
You won't get away with this, pizzaface
Oh, peppino, ho già

Well really, it's a miracle
Your place is still around
But no miracle can save you
When I tear the whole thing down
You're out of style, out of touch
Soon to be out of order
Not really like it matters much
You're living off of quarters

It's never in the money
Or entitlement or fame
'Cause I'm driven by my passion
It's what keeps me in the game
I've never seen a tower
So unkept and so unclean
But I guess it doesn't matter
When all you care for is green

Close your emerald gates
For my empire will resume
There shall be no debate
It's your ristorante's doom
Put my recipes on plates
And put yours into their tombs
It's the end of what you've made
All that's left now is the boom

So, peppino
What did you think of my special tour?
I designed it just for you
I think you're nuts
Geez, could you try a knock??
I was on the throne
Alright pal, you think I'm nuts?
I'll show you nuts
Wait, who are you?
Ahahahahaha

I'm the king and you're the jester
Love to see your anger fester
I'll take the game back
I'll take my fame back
Don't have the same knack for chaos?
Your loss

Seriously, furiously, screw this
Why'd you put me, and our restaurant through this?
Though it was funny
Watching you running
Throughout the tower for hours
You coward
It is not funny
Oh, oops
Oh, santa Maria

Dance, my little plaything
Just go with the flow
And go with the swing, oh
My mustached rival
Losing your drive, your
Shot at survival's
So small
Play ball

You make me sick
Quit throwing brick
Leave us alone
I'll punch and kick
Through all your tricks
You will atone

Through all your trials
You're in denial
Shut up and smile
For the cameras

The one who pulled the strings
Is some pizza-headed freak?
I'll be sure to take you down
With my unbeatable techniques

Oh please
It was just a mediocre commodity
With no more skills than yours, you passed every oddity
Now, paisano, no need to get sour
We both know
You can't out-pizza the tower
Some call it spiteful
How delightful
I'd do anything to
Get my face back in the biz
You've come all this way
Now put on display
You can only delay the inevitable

The only thing inevitable here is me
Not gonna care, horrors you share
Clearly can't see

You're losing steam?
You're losing the flow?
You're slacking off when
It's about to blow

If you think that's the best choice
So help me
I'll rejoice when it's all over
Patience gets lower
Nearing the closure of all this crap

It's the only thing I want right now
Woulda thought I'd have it by now
I don't need the power
Here in the tower
All I need is your face off the map

You know, after you get what you want
You don't want it

You don't say?
Don't meed to hear it
I've made up my mind
The clock is tickin'
And my rival's running out of time

Tuning me out?
You gonna pout?
Face the facts
You're going down
The final round
Drop the act
You've nothing to gain
And nothing left to lose
So quit acting tough
Mr King of one-star reviews

It's over, you're-a backed into a corner
Well, it does seem like I'm in quite the pickle
But signore, all it takes is a spark for my cuts to heal
You see, this little quarrel isn't quite done
With some of this
Some of that
Some of him
And some of
That

What is one man against all this?
We're perfect, powerful, famous, horrifying, and lovable
What're you, some greasy, deranged italian?

Yes
I am
Peppino
Fuck you
Ahahahahaha

I've had enough
Can't hold back any longer
For all the times that I screamed and ran
I'll prove to all of you I'm far stronger
Than how I was when all this began

Remember when I said I would strike back?
Seems that it's gone according to plan
But through all your rage, I can't even fight back
Such is the fate of poor pepperman

You all put me through hell
And if you hurt me you'll end up there as well
I will fight, hear my yell
Echo throughout this tower
Now I have the power
I've been wronged all this time
For the amusement of some clown who's far past his prime
And the rage in my mind's
At mach five

Come on, peppino, show them your skills
Kind of worried, though
About your thirst for the kill

The vigilante's back in town
Peppino and his pard'ner are goin' down

I got no ammo, got no gun
Sorry, my friend, we've had a good run
Peppino, what are you doing?? Let go
Sorry gustavo, I had nothing else to throw

This twist has you at a loss
The return of the best boss
I have more tricks up my sleeve
Bound to get that chef so peeved

In my bones, I now sense this
Loud, annoying, rude presence
Who else but the noise, oi vey
Since day one, you've been a pain
You're just a fad nobody enjoys
You're just a manchild playing with toys
I'm sick of all your schemes & your ploys
Finally gotten rid of the noise

Alright, that's three down, only one more
Seems the clone's back to settle the score
Though you were creepy, now you're a bore
Unoriginal, making me snore

No need to beat yourself up
I'll make my fate quick and abrupt
Just come here, and you will see

Man, shut up, you don't-a scare me
I've been through too much bullshit
But through it all, I'm standing tall
I never quit
Know you band of freaks will never be free
From the one and only peppino spaghetti

Alright
I got-a the pepper
I got-a the cheese slime
I got-a the noise
And I got-a the clone
Which means
The only one I have left
Is
You

Woah there sport, just hear my plea
Watching over your misery
Was fun, and it had certainly
Filled my day with such joy and glee
But from the tower you're now free
Don't take your anger out on me
I'll give you coupons with no fee
Or you money back guarantee

I opened gates and found the keys
To higher heights with certainty
That you would pay and leave me be
I won't take an apology
No, what I want is liberty
What you don't want is plain to see
Entitlement and jealousy
Is what will bring you to your knees

Let's end this
I laugh in the face of death
As tides start to turn
My world will still shine
Like I've had too much wine
While your empire crumbles and burns

This cannot be happening
Didn't want this at all
It doesn't matter, I refuse to lose this
I'm the one who makes the calls

Think twice before messing with italian blood
When all of this is over, we both know
Your tower's name
Will be raked through the mud
You'll be sorry
For all the times you've scarred me
One last delivery
It's a peppino delicacy
A beatdown for you to devour
I will no longer cower
So, in the final hour
Down with the pizza tower