Ladies & Gentlemen, The Let's-go-out-tonight

I'm tired, I'm bored, where's the cocaine?
Things dont get started til midnight in my brain
I called up marie, she'd had sex for free
I asked her to give back my records and jeans

I can't seem to, no matter how hard i try
To outdance the dancefloor just right

So everybody woke, telling the same joke
And singing the same chorus to a song
That hasn't even been wrote
Don't know how to lead, just follow along
There is no right or wrong way for certain
Make up your own version sing along

Whats it this week? perhaps a little game of poker?
And the import by the Lets go out tonites!!!!!!!
That's so over
Gimme a razor, not to cut myself and talk about it
But to shave off your beard, your look better without it!

Lions and wolves are the latest.. oh my
So 8 months ago... nice try