Gilbert And Sullivan 2

If you want to know who we are
If you want to know who we are
We are gentlemen from Japan
We are gentlemen from Japan
Shall I babysit for your sister Gwen?
I shall run round here house naked and try on her underwear
Oh! Have I said something wrong again?
Shall I babysit for your sister Gwen?
Will you let me be your cocker-spaniel pup?
Punish me for disobedience, rub my nose in "it"
You can treat me rough (rough rough)
Oh! let me be your cocker-spaniel pup?
OR
Push bamboo shoots up my arse
Beat me with piping while you wear a latex mask
I'm so shy I dare not ask
Will you push bamboo shoots up my arse?