Crooked Sex

We are the vaccinated,
Bow legged and so frustrted,
Got you all tied up, got you all tied up,
I picked a prissy little missy,
Or a catholic to give it up.

She would do anything!

Down! Down! Down! Down! Down!
Keep it up, I only want to play,
And I don't care about your hymen anyway,
And I want to be your crooked sex

Daddy daddy you never gave my anything,
Daddy, daddy you never...

Straight sex is over-rated,
Crooked sex is so much... rated!
X! Rated!