The Snooki Song

Wake up in the morning,
gonna find a guido.
A nice,juiced,hot,tanned guy,
who might look good in a Speedo.
Before I leave,tease my hair,
put the poof in the back.
And most importantly,
I gotta bronze my face with shellac.
I'm talking,
grab a pickle for the road (road),
Get into the Jersey mode (mode),
Get the poof it's own area code (code).
Little Italian flags on my toes (toes),
got my signature guidette pose (pose),
maybe today I won't get socked in the nose (nose,n-n-n-n-n-nose).

Let's Score,in Jersey Shore,
ouch my hair's stuck in the door!
Be as tan,as I can,
so that I can steal your men.
When I walk,down the block,
all their hads will turn in shock.
Oh oh ooh,oh oh ooh.
Let's Score,in Jersey Shore,
ouch my hair's stuck in the door!
Be as tan,as I can,
so that I can steal your men.
When I walk,down the block,
all their hads will turn in shock.
Oh oh ooh,oh oh ooh.